he problem is we’ve all been married and divorce and Iris and Maggie are grandmothers!  “Don’t even mention that word to me”, Maggie hissed. Her first daughter got hitched at 19 and now has three children from two `partners’. Aggie, who now runs her own pub  suggested Iris and I meet up with her at the pub for the evenings’ `appertiff’.

“There was an undeniable attraction between us and, still in the party mood, we started kissing. Next thing I knew, I was having sex with my mysterious bedmate. In other words, I’d slept with two men in eight hours! When I found Larry, he was having

“Without warning, Tonia, Saka’s wife, lost her temper. We were all nicely tipsy by now and she shouted at her husband that he was selfish and inconsiderate – then she stormed out. We didn’t know what led to the outburst and we sat stunned and Saka looked really embarrassed. The night was obviously ruined and we all left minutes later.

Who exposed all manners of acres of flesh, while older women are expected to all but return to the Victorian age, complete with floor sweeping dresses to disguise any semblance of  curve. The hypocrisy is particularly interesting since there is a constant deafening of chorus of complaints from women as they age, that they become invisible. Yet, when a woman in her 50s dares to hint at her sex appeal, she’s victimised.

Pan Northern Groups, Weekend, refuted claims that they are considering certain presidential aspirants of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, to adopt as its candidate as for the next year’s election.

“Mike, as he later introduced himself was a very successful businessman and he was flattered to be chatted up by me. I was a fresh graduate but looking for a salaried job was the furtherest thing on my mind. Even as an undergraduate, I’d built a very impressive clientèle of men who found my type of beauty alluring.

He’d decided to re-decorate his living room and I’d recommended the carpenter I’ve used for decades. He  was quite impressed by the end products and asked me over for a preview. The couch was particularly impressive and as we both bounced on it, playfully toying with the idea of testing it for comfort, the doorbell shrieked.

What could be going on? Have the security men been tied up? Killed even? “Help!” I shrieked a voice I recognised so well, “Candy, open the door! It’s me, Ronke. I was out of bed like a shot. What demon could possess her to leave her house at this hour of the night.

That he led a complete separate life from his wife’s, that they had their own areas of the sprawling house they lived in because he couldn’t get over the fact that his wife cheated. As a matter of face, he said he had his suspicion the affair was not over yet.

Why are today’s young women so carried away with having fun and experimenting with sex that they scarcely give a thought to getting married?  Those that are lucky to walk down the aisle do it haphazardly. The slightest marital problems they have, their bags are packed, ready to look for greener pastures by eagerly joining their footloose and fancy free friends.