“This day in question though, my wife agreed to go to the family function alone and I drove excitedly to my woman’s place. Our four-year old son would be away at play school, so I was really looking forward to a relaxed afternoon. When I got to her place, I was surprised her door was opened. So I went in, bounded up he stairs to her bedroom and opened the door.

Talks of your body being sacred have, over the years, turned into something being akin to a lone voice voice in the wilderness that has gone hoarse.

The more friends show the depth of their betrayal, the more shocked you are. Instead of their escapades diminishing, it grows in leaps and bounds leaving you wondering if the word ‘Friendship’ shouldn’t be re-defined.

It’s amazing that in this day and age, a lot of readers keep on texting to find out if the stories in this column are true! Relationships are the most complex things the average person can understand and believe me, stories in this column are so tame compared with what goes on in most homes and behind closed doors!

Ini had planned a wonderful wedding anniversary with her husband. It wasn’t a landmark anniversary; they just wanted an excuse to sample an exotic hotel that just sprang up in their neighbourhood. Since Ini is the money-bag of the family, she decided to make it her treat. “I went to the hotel and had a look -round”, she told me excitedly.