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Beware, the cougars are now on the prowl!

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‘Cougar’ is a sophisticated  word recently introduced    to  the dating scene. A cougar,  aka Puma, aka American mountain lion is a fierce looking animal who stalks its prey relentlessly.

When it eventually over-powers the poor prey,  the cougar tears it to pieces,  devours it ferociously and licks its  lips with satisfaction at the end of the ‘feast’. The cougar has now replaced these we once knew as ‘senior girls’ in the society.

Women with a lot of money and power but with little patience to start running after men in their age bracket only to find such men to be bitter disappointments in the bedroom. The cougar knows the type of men she wants – not so old. Young enough to stand to attention at the push of a button.

To the ‘Cougar’s prey,  the sky is the limit to the doors that might be opened to him – cars from his cougar’ s garage at his disposal,  lots of money to burn, and lots of business opportunities thrown  his way, All he has to do was to ask ‘how far?’ when  his cougar says ‘jump’! As long as a boy-toy knows his place and doesn’t get complacent enough to start eyeing some of his cougar’s friends with the hope of rendering same services with maybe  better returns, he’s on solid grounds.

Nkiru, now close to 50 married very young. According to her, “I  was a quiet 19 – year-old virgin when my parents  married me off to a rich  village chief almost 20 year my senior. He was kind and dependable but  I was shy and inexperienced, unable to relax and  enjoy sex.

I  Just assumed great sex was a media myth, that orgasms were as unobtainable as the moon. The arrival of the children turned me off sex even  more and my husband didn’t protest. He obviously had a below average libido or was looking elsewhere for gratification.

“By the time he died 16 years into our marriage, I’d known enough about his business to run things  for myself. He died of cancer and had warned his greedy relatives to leave me alone after he’d gone. Not only that, he’d transferred all his liquid cash into my account and given me the title deeds to all the property he had.

As soon as he died and my traditional morning period was over, I sold off everything and came to Lagos to found a business of my own.

“My first taste of meaningful sex came when one of my suppliers started teasing me with saucy innuendos. I was thrilled, He was tall, dark and handsome with mischievous eyes-and married. That suited me to the ground. I had my four children and money, I wasn’t on the look-out for another husband.

The day we finally got together was magic. Like the magazines advised, I’d worn sexy underwear and spiced up my bedroom. We were nicely tipsy when we tumbled  into bed. It was the first time I  reached an orgasm. At last I  understood that sex could be mind-blowing. And I wanted more.

“I made sure he didn’t regret our liaison. I bought a lot of my raw materials from him, gave him money towards the price of a second hand car and bought him designer cloths whenever we traveled. It went on for a few years until his wife found out and had  the nerve to charge into my office calling me all sorts derogatory names,  I was furious and threw her out of my office.

I might be bunking her husband, but I was sure a lot of the freebies I  threw his way went a long way into giving his wife and children a cushy life.

“Telling him I didn’t want any scandal, I cut him off and  bought myself a vibrator which kept me man-free for a while. Two years later, I met Joshua who was single and ready to mingle as they say! His youth made him eager to please and he was really energetic.

‘I love older women’, he said cheekily and he was better  than any of the vibrators I’d used. In the bedroom he actually, made me ecstatic. He was matured enough not to talk about my private life and I  gave him all the freedom he wanted. All I wanted was amazing sex-passion with: out responsibilities. And we were both free to sleep with other people, so 1 kept my options open.

“Once in a while, I caught glimpse of jealousy in his eyes and I quickly called him to order. When he eventually told me he was getting married, I gave him my blessings but told him we were over.

After that experience with an irate wife, I didn’t relish the idea of a ‘wife’ young enough to be my daughter shouting insults at me because I slept with  her husband.

“I’ve since  met another man also young and virile. Like me, he enjoys slow, sensuous sex. And I’m having the time of my life. It’s difficult to believe that when I was younger, I thought orgasms were mythical, yet now, at my age, I’m having incredible sex and growing older has never been such  fun!

I’m looking forward to hitting the ‘great five-o! Who knows what spritely   hip-wriggling stud I would spend that day with! Thank goodness all my children are abroad. My eldest son came to stay for a while and saw my new catch. He grimaced when I confessed we were lovers. ‘ Just be careful mum’, he warned, ‘we don’t want any scandal!’

“I told him to grow up. Even in Britain where he stays, cougars abound and it wouldn’t hurt him  to experiment with one or two before he settles down!

I then discovered that a lot of my friends are into this cougar thing and some have even slept with each other’s lovers without any ill-feelings. I didn’t intend to take things that far and I insist on safe sex.

I want excitement. I don’t intend to be reckless in my quest for meaningful sex! I want to be around long enough to see how far this adventure would take me!”

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