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Can you improve your orgasms?

By Bunmi Sofola

Dear Bunmi,

I recently read a report on the internet that suggests the penis only has 10,000 orgasms until it is totally useless.
I have had sex at least once a day for the past twenty years and fear my penis is about to run out of orgasms.
I’m not even 40 yet!
To the best of your knowledge, is it possible to resensitise the penis?
I have heard that if it is possible but I am unable to find out how to do it.

By e-mail

Dear Freddy,
You must have been warned not to believe everything you read – most particularly on the internet, I’m not sure what report you read but I can reassure you that there is no truth in it whatsoever. It’s complete and utter rubbish! I suspect that what you need was an estimate of how many orgasms the average man has in a lifetime – reports vary but its estimated to be between 6,500 to 8,000.

The good news here is that your penis or orgasms quota don’t have expiry dates and you can happily continue your daily sessions without fear of wearing your willy out. Well done by the way – pretty impressive to keep that up for 20 years – or were you just bragging?


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