By Richard Akinnola

When you permanently live in Hilton, Abuja and the money from the source sustaining you is no longer forthcoming after the election, you have to jump ship to maintain the vain lifestyle.

First, l never took the dude serious right from time. He was formally part of PYO team, then, when his “expectations” (you know what l mean) were not met, he quickly moved to the BAT camp and started attacking PYO. Then, after BAT emerged and chose Shettima as running mate, apparently, his “expectations” were no longer met and he jumped ship to Atiku side, making noise over Muslim-Muslim ticket (today, he is back supporting same Muslim/Muslim ticket)>Ø#Ý because that is the only ticket that can finance his lifestyle.

Meanwhile, this dude, while with Atiku, was going from Arise to Channels every week, attacking PBAT and INEC, shouting that Chicago State University documents were forged, bla bla bla. Then, l guess he still had the password of the debit card of his former master. Now that it seems no more funds in that account and he still needs to stay in Hilton, he had to go to Nigeria’s political Elon Musk, eat his vomit like FFK.

Am l surprised? Definitely no. Would he have the respect of his former, now new political friends? Definitely no. Without realizing it, he just scored an own goal. He doesn’t realise he is dealing with the master strategist, who was told few years ago that a former strategic ally had left him. The master strategist responded in Yoruba, translated thus:”That guy is like a fowl.

Bait him with corns, he would rush back.” True to his words, that former ally came back few years after. This current guy has also been baited with few shekels of corn. O ti lo