It is a fact that the average man has irritating habits that put your back up and make you feel like climbing the wall in frustration. Habits like leaving the toilet seat up with his wee all over it, hanging out with his mates most of his spare time or snoring. The good news is that he is just as vulnerable as that dog of yours. Remember how long it took you to train the dog to eat off your palm? Well, you can do the same thing with your bloke!

I believe today’s young women are dared too adventurous. They’ve had huge success in so many fields that having casual sex is as good as eating a tasty meal. Call me jealous if you like. Some of their escapades made the funny group has had over the years look like a boy scout’s outing.

Marriage is the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife in a legal, consensual, and contractual relationship recognized by the law

AS the number of men who are addicted to sex grows in leaps and bounds, women (not hookers), who believe they couldn’t have enough of sex, like their male counterparts, are also jumping in at the deep end, drinking in the pleasure that ‘sex offers.

Since my wife and I separated five years ago, I can count the number of times I’ve seen my two children on the fingers of my hands and still have a couple of fingers left,” said 42-year-old Teslim, a self-employed electrical engineer. “This is not because I don’t want to see them; it’s not because I don’t love them. It’s because Folu, my ex and I can’t put our hatred of each other to one side for a moment – even at festive periods and holidays – to think about the people who really matter most — our children.

Peter and I were born on the same day and practically at the same time, yes that makes us Twins! Twins whose resemblance is so incredible that seeing us together was like looking at one’s self in the mirror. It was so bad that even our own Parents and Siblings could not tell us apart while we were growing up. We dressed up in the same clothes and disturbed their peace of mind with stunts and games that only us or any other identical Twins can pull.

NOW that the “Valentine’s Day” build-up is over, the cards (phony?) have been put away, the presents (either squealed over or dumped in the rubbish bin) have almost been forgotten, the emotions of the day is still raw for most people. Was the day as wonderfully fulfilling as you’d hoped? Was the sex hair-raising?

It was one of the few weddings I just had to attend. Feeling a bit bored, I tuned off, mentally calculating other things that needed my attention when the Reverend Father climbed on to the pulpit to give his wedding sermon. Yawn … Then I sat up when he said pompously that the best way to keep the furnace of love burning in a marriage was to have sex, not as often as the couple wanted, but as often as the man did! Even if he didn’t seem quite interested, the wife should offer it on a platter!

Emeka hails from a family where decency is the order of the day. He grew up listening to his mum talk about the Almighty God and His manifold blessings. His mother also used to make references to hell, damnation and heaven a place for the righteous.

Recently, more than ever before, there has been a step-up propaganda on the advantages of breast-milk for babies. If, for a reason, you can’t breast-feed your baby, the-poor mite might he left with a future so disadvantaged you would wish rent-abreast-milk options are readily available on the market.

Lately, I’d been prompted by readers to let them know of the love lives of my two close friends, Lilian and Ini. Well, they are fine and up to all sorts of mischief as usual. Only a few weeks ago, I called at Lilian’s and was surprised she wasn’t in one of her mumsy house dresses.

Lawson was already married for 11 years or more when this ugly accident happened. He was on his way back from his wife’s village with his wife and three children when his car was hit by a Trailer

They come in all shapes and sizes and have been around for ages. They were glamourised some years back by the senior girls in the society – another glamourised word for a sugar mummy. They are men ready to give a woman 100 per cent of their time and attention at the right price.

“When you’re used to too much love and attention from your man, his suddenly changing into an almost passive partner could be very hard for you to bear. It happened to me; I should know.” And, that in a nutshell wraps us the reason why a seemingly good marriage headed for the rocks. Gloria, a shapely 32-year- old secretary-typist in a firm of accountants still wears a sad look.

Amos is a Prince and an only son. His father, the King had him pretty late in life. He was born when his father was already old and had given up hope that he was ever going to have a male child to take over the throne in his dismiss. His dad on the other hand married other women after Amos was born just to make sure he has more sons. Some of these women were even younger than Amos himself.