The former aide to Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Pastor Reno Omokri has said that the Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed married the mother of lies after satan divorced her, “making him,”(Lai Mohammed) “Lie’s step father.”
The pastor also said that, considering the recent statement credited to the Minister wherein the minister was quoted as saying that President Muhammadu Buhari speaks with his vice, the Acting President Yemi Osinbajo daily, that he (Omokri) has further been constrained to take every word of the Minister with a pinch of salt.
He also said that a DNA test should be conducted “on lies to determine who is its real biological father between Lai Mohammed and satan.”
“Lai Mohammed says President Muhammadu Buhari talks to acting President Professor Yemi Osinbajo everyday, Sahara Reporters reported today that President Buhari has not spoken to Osinbajo since he left Nigeria for London, U.K. on the 7th of May, 2017.
“Who to believe? I would like to believe Lai, but my mind finds it hard to believe a man who said that President Buhari has fulfilled his campaign promises or that the Whistle Blower policy has generated $8 billion within two months or that the President is ‘hale and hearty’ or that dressing up a single masquerade can provides a thousand jobs or that the herdsmen killing Nigerians are from Mauritius. The truth is that even when I want to believe Lai he makes it hard for me to do so.”
“If not that The Bible said Satan is the father of lies, I would have thought that Lai was Lie’s father and wished him happy Father’s Day! I have been corrected. Satan is indeed the father of lies, however he divorced Lie’s mother and Lai married her making him Lie’s step father.”
“I think it is high time we do a DNA test on lies to determine who is its real biological father between Lai Mohammed and satan.”
Speaking on the ordeals of the telecommunication network, Etisalat Nigeria, Pastor Omokri also said that those managing the telecommunication network worked with President Buhari and undermined the Goodluck Jonathan’s administration not knowing that they were destroying themselves.
“Those behind Etisalat Nigeria backed Muhammadu Buhari and publicly and privately undermined Goodluck Jonathan, thinking they were destroying GEJ. Today they find that it is themselves they destroyed! They thought that the man whose leadership made Nigeria the largest economy in Africa and the third fastest growing economy in the world was bad.
“They have now seen how good the man who threw our economy into recession has been to them. One by one, the evil that men do will live, not after them, but with them, whether or not they are short in size and live in Kaduna or not!”